How About This Chick Wearing See Through Pants Looking To Get Some At Augusta Today
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Hey wait a second! That’s Rory!
Listen, I don’t know much in life but I do know this, when someone wears white see through pants they’re looking to get fucked. Rory woke up today and said, yeah I have to Golf, but more importantly I want someone to fuck me. Only explanation for wearing something like this, I refuse to believe anything different.
PS
Apologies in advance for objectifying men in such a brutal and vicious way.